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  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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  • I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
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  • My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.