Trendy Funny Quotes

  • No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.
  • Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
  • Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.
  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
  • Most earthquakes could have been an email.