If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.