If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie. Posted onOct 5, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you. My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”