If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Commentary:
Well, if he can’t appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it’s time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed

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