Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  • Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
  • Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.
  • There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  • Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.