Top or flop?
Click on a star to rate it!
Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0
No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote.
Related Funny Quotes
- Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?
- Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
- If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
- Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.