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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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"Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arrange, beat, cleverness, competition, humor, strategy, wit on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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