If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
