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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.