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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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