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"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

42 shares on Slack this month:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Please hesitate to reach out.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Going bananas on Messenger:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Just shared via TikTok:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Going viral on Slack:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Spotted on Messenger:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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