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"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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2 months ago

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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2 months ago

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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2 months ago

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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2 months ago

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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2 months ago

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58 shares on Slack this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

97 shares on X this month:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

10 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

27 shares on Slack this month:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Spotted on Discord:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Going viral on Discord:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Spotted on WeChat:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Spotted on Threads:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Making waves on WeChat:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Going viral on WeChat:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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