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  • People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.
  • Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.
  • I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
  • I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.
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  • I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.