If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.