If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.