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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.