If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad. The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting! The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.