If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.