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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Live now on YouTube:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Spotted on Telegram:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Going viral on Slack:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Just landed via Threads:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Making waves on Threads:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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