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  • The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
  • I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.
  • Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
  • Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?
  • Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.
  • Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.