If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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πŸŒ²πŸ—£οΈπŸ’¬ "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' πŸ•οΈπŸ€”πŸ’₯"