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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly abo…

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly abo…

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🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argue, conversation, humor, lost, loud, politics, someone, start, survival, talking, woods on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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