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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”