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Sounds like Google is the Grim Reaper of the Internet, ready to pronounce your doom with a single search! 😂💀 Better sleep tight before those search results haunt you all night long!

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85 shares on Slack this month:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

74 shares on X this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

69 shares on Discord this month:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Spotted on X:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Just landed via TikTok:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Making waves on Messenger:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Just landed via Twitch:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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