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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Making waves on YouTube:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Going viral on YouTube:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Live now on Discord:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Making waves on X:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Making waves on Twitch:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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