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  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
  • January is the Monday of the year.
  • Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.
  • It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
  • You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.
  • The title of my autobiography is going to be ā€˜You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’