I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.