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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Going viral on Facebook:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Going bananas on Threads:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

94 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

21 shares on X this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Just shared via WeChat:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Just landed via Pinterest:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Spotted on Telegram:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Spotted on Telegram:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Just shared via Discord:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Just shared via YouTube:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Spotted on Reddit:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Making waves on TikTok:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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