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- You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
- I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
- I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
- Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
- Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.