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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Commentary:
"Oh, you're 'quite nice,' huh? 🤔 Sounds like a classic case of 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?' But hey, who needs friends when you've got such a sparkling personality, right? 😄🌟"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, confirm, friends, humor, i, loneliness, nice, self-deprecation on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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