Trendy Funny Quotes

  • So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
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  • Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
  • Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.
  • If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.