I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.