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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Commentary:
"Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bill, change, dollar, humor, i, independence, money, need, one dollar, relationship, self-worth, single on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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