I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a night out when you can have a thrilling adventure at the grocery store 🛒, the post office 📬, and the DMV 🚗? Life's a party, just with more paperwork and fewer cocktails! 🎉📝🥂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut. Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!