I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?” My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
