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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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