Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
  • I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
  • Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.
  • I love you to the refrigerator and back.