I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate. I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.