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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.