I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Commentary:
"Oh, the scandalous lack of scandal on Netflix! 🙈 It's like paying for an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a breadstick 🥖. But hey, at least we can all enjoy those riveting documentaries about paint drying 🎨, right? 😂 #BringBackTheNudity"