Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
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  • Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.
  • People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
  • Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
  • That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.