💾 Save Image Iām gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Unsolicited sandwich pics. I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy. I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: dating, humor, joke, pics, pizza, start, unsolicited, women
