I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us. Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!