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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Ah, that age when sitting cross-legged becomes a temporary feat of flexibility! 🧘‍♂️💫 Who knew getting older would come with such strict sitting requirements? Sit for too long in one position and suddenly all the pains and creaks start to make an appearance! 😂 #AchingJoints #AgeIsJustANumber

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Live now on Instagram:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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