I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help. Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
