Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.
  • Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
  • The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
  • I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
  • Never eat more than you can lift.
  • Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.