I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed. I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.