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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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"I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Or at least that's what my lucky rabbit's foot told me after breaking a mirror under a ladder while spilling salt! 🐇🪞🪜 #JustMyLuck"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad luck, belief, humor, irony, luck, superstitious on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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