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  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
  • I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.
  • There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.
  • My nickname in high school was “who?”