I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Or at least that's what my lucky rabbit's foot told me after breaking a mirror under a ladder while spilling salt! 🐇🪞🪜 #JustMyLuck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes. I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed. I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.