Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
  • I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.
  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
  • Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!