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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.