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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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