Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.
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  • Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
  • Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.