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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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"Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged context, humor, jar, open, self-deprecation, strength, strong on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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