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"Brrr… chill vibes incoming! ❄️ Embracing my inner winter solstice, so if you need me, I'll be busy perfecting my frosty glare and brooding in the darkness. 😎🌑❄️ #WinterSolsticeMood"

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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5 months ago

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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2 months ago

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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2 months ago

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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2 months ago

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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4 months ago

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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4 months ago

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46 shares on WeChat this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

43 shares on WeChat this month:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

29 shares on Discord this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

93 shares on Threads this month:

69 but we both just farting.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Just landed via Messenger:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Just shared via YouTube:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Going bananas on Slack:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Seen just now on Threads:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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