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  • It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
  • That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
  • Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.
  • I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.
  • Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
  • Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.