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🎳🥞 “Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It’s all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you’ll strike gold (or at least brunch).” 🎳🥞
In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
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