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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.