Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
  • I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.
  • Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
  • I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
  • Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.