Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job! Posted on23 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Interviewer: Can I get you anything? 🧐 Me: Yeah, a job! 💼💼 Guess I'll take the position of "Professional Sarcasm Provider"! 😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways. Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money. Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.