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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Well, that's a tough question! 🤔 Maybe it depends on if you're more rhythmically inclined or more of a quick thinker. 💃🥊 Just remember, violence is never the answer… unless you're in a dance battle! 💃🕺 #DanceFloorShowdown

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beat, better, competition, humor, irony, punch, someone, wordplay on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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