Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.