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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.