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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

I would rather lose you than the argument.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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