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"Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' 😏. Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! 💁‍♂️ #embracethecontrariness"

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Spotted on Discord:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Going viral on Reddit:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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