Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.
  • Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.
  • If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.
  • When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.