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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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2 months ago

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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2 months ago

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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2 months ago

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Trending via Pinterest:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Trending via Twitch:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Trending via Telegram:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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