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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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