I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?