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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Trending via Messenger:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Just shared via Discord:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Just landed via Slack:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

6 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Breaking via Twitch:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Just landed via Telegram:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Just shared via Discord:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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