Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
  • Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.
  • The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
  • I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.
  • I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.
  • If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.