Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?
- My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
- Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
- Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.
- Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.