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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.