Trendy Funny Quotes

  • French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
  • Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
  • Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.
  • Everyone is awful in their own special way.
  • It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.