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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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