Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? With great power comes a great electricity bill. My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.