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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.