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"Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉"

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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2 months ago

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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32 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

96 shares on X this month:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

38 shares on X this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Trending via WeChat:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Just shared via Slack:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Making waves on Instagram:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Just shared via YouTube:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Relationship status: he escaped.

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