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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

3 months ago

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"Ah, yes, the beloved Lego bricks – a magical combination of pain and grace! 💃🩹 Who knew a simple misstep could lead to such elegant dance moves? 😂👣 #LegoBallet"

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