Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
  • Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.