Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!