Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
  • I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.
  • She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”