Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
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"Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don't we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?"

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