Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?