WOLLONGONG—Inspired by toilet acoustics, resident Kyle Richards has launched “Thunder Forecast” for bathroom symphonies. “Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate,” stated Richards, announcing his app dedicated to tracking bathroom storms.

The app uses personalized meteorological data, alerting users to incoming “thunder.” “This is about self-expression through spontaneous eruptions,” said Dr. Lou Clang, acoustics expert.

Richards plans to add ‘Bathroom Doppler Radar’ to predict echo durations. Sadly, his app was banned from public restrooms due to ‘unforeseen bathroom traffic.’ “They don’t appreciate my vision,” shrugged Richards.