PONCA CITY—In what experts are calling a “bold divergence from the usual,” local mom Bonnie Spencer has revealed that her wildest bedroom fantasy involves achieving a full night’s rest. “It’s been so long since I’ve dreamed of anything beyond shutting my eyes for eight hours,” Spencer lamented, adding she wouldn’t mind surprise guest appearances by silence and an empty laundry basket.

Spencer, a devoted mother of three energetic toddlers, admitted her perception of luxury had dramatically shifted since her pre-parenting days. “Back then, my fantasies included tropical getaways, but now they involve a mattress without crumbs and a solid REM cycle,” she confessed while holding a “Do Not Disturb” sign as a shield from reality.

Sleep experts suggest Spencer’s yearning reflects a broader societal trend among sleep-deprived parents harnessing fantasy as escapism. “While medieval scribes dreamt of dragons, today’s exhausted mom might exchange her kingdom for a blackout curtain,” said somnolence analyst Dr. Milton Nod. “Sadly, it’s a fairy tale where the villain is a rogue baby monitor.”