SHEFFIELD—In an unprecedented move of self-recognition, local resident Emma Tinsley held an impromptu award ceremony for her outstanding achievement in personal mishaps. “Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life,” Tinsley declared, holding up a golden trophy no one else could see.

Friends were left bemused as Tinsley proudly listed her failures, including ‘Best Misplaced Keys’ and ‘Top-Notch Procrastinator.’ “Being my own worst enemy deserves more appreciation,” she noted, while using a hairbrush as a microphone.

Sources confirm Tinsley’s cats served as the audience, nodding in agreement between naps. “Next year, I’m aiming for ‘Most Avoidable Disaster,'” Tinsley added, hinting at even greater personal turmoil to come. Experts suggest more people may follow her lead, embracing a yet-to-be-approved self-sabotage award series.