LONDON—In a radical move to prevent severe image delusion, SwipeRight has announced free therapy kits for users showcasing dubious mirror selfies. “I’m just trying to help,” said 29-year-old Alan Podge, who insists every partner will automatically be ‘the hot one.’ The company hopes therapy will address self-presentation gaps.

The new initiative comes after thousands of users claimed surprise at their appearance in real life. “Photographs lie,” asserted Podge, adjusting his unflattering lighting setup while wrestling with a dated selfie stick. Apparently, pixel-based perception has drastically skewed reality for millions.

Despite the backlash, Podge remains optimistic. “With these therapy kits, users can resolve mirror-based identity crises,” said SwipeRight’s CEO, noting how this perk perfectly complements their deeply profound ‘digital self vs. IRL you’ counseling. “Everyone deserves to feel like the hot one, even when they’re clearly not,” he added reassuringly.