Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMaking food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do. I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.