HOBART—In a shocking turn of events, local man Kevin McAllister openly declared, ‘I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.’ Friends report increased instances of Kevin requesting PIN numbers during casual conversation.
Despite interventions, the metaphor has taken hold. ‘Every time I enter the room, he shouts ‘Transaction approved!’’ said close friend Emily Green, visibly worried.
Visa, inspired by Kevin’s life choices, is considering launching a new credit line called “Emotional Overdraft” for individuals who habitually overcommit.