CORPUS CHRISTI—In a radical new approach to courtship, local man Jason Langley claims he’s mastered the art of flirtation by initiating disagreements. ‘Debating her on carbon footprints really got her attention,’ said Langley, who persistently asks potential dates about their stance on single-use plastics.
Witnesses report Langley’s technique often escalates into full-blown squabbles. ‘I don’t know if it’s the romantic tension or the heated dispute over recycling, but sparks definitely fly,’ shared his bewildered friend Ben Adams.
Langley hopes to publish his method in a guide entitled ‘Love and Conflict: A Provocative Approach’. When asked about its effectiveness, Langley responded, ‘If she blocks me, I’ve clearly made an impression.’ Experts remain skeptical but agree it’s an untapped dating strategy.