Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.