Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
  • Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
  • I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
  • Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
  • I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.