Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
  • Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
  • You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
  • No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
  • The season is back when women are 80% scarf.