Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Commentary:
🍌🚗 "If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!"

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